Name: Adulting is a Scam T-Shirt
Brand: Boutique Simplified
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99

Rock the ultimate truth with the Adulting is a Scam T-Shirt—a witty wardrobe essential that speaks to your soul. Crafted from buttery-soft fabric, this tee delivers comfort that actually lives up to the hype, whether you're layering it up or flying solo. Perfect for anyone who gets the joke, this playful piece pairs effortlessly with your everyday look and makes a statement without trying too hard. Because sometimes the best fashion is honest fashion.

TAT: All Graphics are a made to order with a 2-4 TAT

Material & Care

100% Ring Spun Cotton
Wash Cold, Inside Out, NO fabric softener
Hang Dry
USA
Lots of Stretch
Direct To Garment Print

Brand: Gildan Softstyle

Size & Fit

S 4-6, M 8-10, L 10-12, XL 14-16, 2X 16-18, 3X 18-20, 4X 22-24
True to Size

Measurement

Bust: S (18"), M (20"), L (22"), XL (24"), 2X (26"), 3X (28"), 4X (30")
Length: S (28"), M (29"), L (30"), XL (31), 2X (32"), 3X (33"), 4X (34")

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